Top 10: Reasons why Harry Potter totally sux.

25 07 2011

Ok every1, theres something that i need 2 talk about. Sum of my friends like this Harry Potter crap, and i just dont get it. It’s so gay! I mean come on, a wizard who runs around with some faggy Ginger, what a FAG! Like siriusly, do people actualy like this stuff! LOL! I’ve watched like 3 of thses dumb movies, and i cnat believe there sirius. Since im like a riter and stuff (LOL) i decided i would rite a top 10 reasons why Harry potter is super gay and only fags and stuff like him.

10. He wears glasses. Nerd!

LIKE SIRIUSLY! who wants to watch some 4 eye fag run around and try to beat up bad guys! LOL! Why doesnt Voldtermore or however you spell it just break his glasses LOL!

9. He plays with elfs and gay stuff

IN one of the Harry fag-er movies i watched he was sitting on his bed and he was talking to some gay elve thing named Dobie or something gay and it was really dumb and gay . Like, why dont they at least try to make it a little relistic or somthing, because elfs and stuff dont just show up in ppls bedrooms!!!!!

8. It’s a total ripoff of LOTR lol.

Did Jk rolling just like watch Lord of the Rings and say hey i could make a super lame book based off of these amazing movies? Cuz thats what it looks like LOL!!! 2 bad Lord of the rings wasnt a book and is a movie, becuz i would totally read it. Unless it was 2 long or something like that LOL.

7. It’s satanic! Duh!

I’m a christian, and everyone at my church says that Harry potter is really bad and should be burned and the only time a christian should even touch it is if there going to burn it lol. I havnt readed the books, but every1 says that it teaches kids to practice wiccan and that is just not cool at all. every1 should be a christian and not read harry potter or at least be a muslim or a jew and not follow some stupid satin harry potter religon lol.

6. Voldtermore isnt even that evel

Ok why is it that every1 in harry potter land wont say voldtermorts name but he couldnt even kill a baby LOL!!! if he’s suposed to be like a dark lord of something, than why didnt he just throw the stupid baby out of the window and save us all the time and money wasted on the supid wizard! lolz. roflcopter.

4. It’s British

Ok. if there’s one thing i hate more than harry potter it haz to be when stupid british riters make all kinds of money doing stupid stuff like harry potter and a tail of 2 citys. like, no british book has ever even been good. why cant british riters learn to rite good stuff like a fairwell to arms. that was a fiction book but it was american and wasnt sum stupid gay dumb harry potter!!!

4. JK Rolling isn’t even a good riter

where did she go to writing colege? thats what i want to know. like did any1 ever tell her that no one cares about some stupid wizard gay faggot? maybe she should write a real book like twilight or something. twilight is ficiton and is like harry potter but at least the charactors are cool and not gingers and arent ugly! steffinie meyer FTW!

3. He’s gay

This one goes without saying lol! for all intensive purposes he is just a homo and him and ron weazley are gay together! maybe him and malfoy should just hook up now and get it over with! This is just a nother example of why harry potter is bad for kids because it teaches kids to be gay which is against the bible and against god.

2. They make a nue movie like every other month!

this 1 really bugs me because its like jk rolling and the movie ppl only cares about money! theres more important things then money ya know!!!!!! like religin and real life stuff like sports and work. maybe if they focused on this stuff and not making crappy movies than the world would be a better place lol because there wouldnt be a harry potter and then they’d be focusing on more important stuff.

1. READING SUX AND IS 4 NERDS!

LOL WHO READS REALLY! PPL ONLY READ IN SCHOOL BECAUSE ITS GAY AND FOR NERDZ AND PPL WHO CANT EVEN GET A DATE LOL! GO AHEAD AND READ YOUr books because im gonna go out and half a lIFE LOL! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND FOR LIKE 2 MONTHS AND I DIDNT GET IT READING DUMB GAY BOOKS! As soon as ppl realise that books are dumb, and harry potter is gay, there will be less lame ppl and more of the kind of ppl i want to hang out with lol!!!!